Fitting in

I am starting to feel more French. This is why:

1. I eat croissants.
2. I look left, then right, then left again, when I cross roads.
3. I go straight accross roads, assuming cars will stop for me.
4. I write my times in French (8h15, for example)
5. I sound French.
6. I write my 1s specially, and I'm working on my 9s.
7. I use retarded French paper. So many lines.

I may edit this as it lengthens.