Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Ugh.

Well, yesterday was an experience. My first ever lecture at 8h15. I arrived, blurry eyed, hoping to God that I'd got the right lecture theatre. As it happens, we had. People turned up very late to the lecture, like an hour late. And the lecturer was slowly getting more and more grumpy about it. I'm pretty sure he mentioned something bad about Britain and our "revolution" that I didn't know we had. He also skimmed over the French defeat, and how the only reason we were involved in some conference was because we wanted revenge on Napoleon. He almost said it in a "Napoleon was just misunderstood" manner. Fools. I bet they hated ABBA. The lecture was all I had that day, so Rob and I went on a mission to try and locate our timetable. It led us to a computer lab in the library. After 5 attempts at logging on (the French keyboards are retarded) we established that it wouldn't work here either. So, I tried to get on facebook. I don't understand why the French think that the fullstop is such a periferal device that one needs to push "Shift" in order to access it. As with numbers. It took me 5 minutes to log into Facebook.

Also, yesterday, I discovered that some modules go on until the 19th December. That is 6 days before Christmas. How the hell is anyone meant to get back home?! This isn't the worst. I could have an exam on the 4th January. This country is actually retarded. Nothing ever works. Well, I tell a lie, Rennes 2 is retarded. The words 'pissup', 'brewery' and 'couldn't' come to mind.

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